Planners With A Twist Prints

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Cat Day Planner.

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Murder on the Newlywed Game.