Planner Perfectionist Pillows

"See you in the morning."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

Worry tank

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Bullseye!

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"I think you might need to start again."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

Perfection

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"I propose we go with the second option."

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.