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I'm sorry, sir, but the fact-checkers convention isn't until next week. Hotel.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

Deadline

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Cat Day Planner.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."