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"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Eldrow

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"May I remind you that I'm still in charge here, Baskin. And when I say, 'Jump,' you say, 'How many floors.'"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'You drink like a fish.'

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

'My first drink since my accident.'

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

"I hope it's not contagious."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

"That's not Earth! I knew you were too proud to use the GPS!"

Plank

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

Gas Supply To Europe

Twitter vs Threads

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of refereeing are the hardest.'

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

"Is this seat a disputed area?"

'13 Billion for a pipeline extension?'

"We have to re-think this. The old pipeline is sending oil from Alaska to Oklahoma, and the new one is sending it from Oklahoma to Alaska."