Planet Defender With A Twist Pillows

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Just Stop Boil

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Save Our Universe

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Global Warmer 2000.

Climate Crisis

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."