Planet Collector Mugs

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Feeling for shells

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'