Planet Collector Mugs

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Try me/try me/try me...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Feeling for shells

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I can hear the sea boiling."