Planet Caretaker Prints

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

"Son, I have to go away on business. Can I trust you to look after planet earth for a few hundred years?"

Global Warming

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"I had to skip my workout."

'They sure have small litters.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."