Plane Spotting Pundit Mugs

COP26

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Boy pilot.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

Airliner

Two airplanes

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Town Planning Department

"Do you have planning permission for the extra shoe?"

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Is this 'pollocks'."

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

"She's all yours."

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Mile High Club

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

'I told her not to follow me!'

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'

Plane Migration.

BOEING Suspends Flights.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'This one's for coffee.'

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Big government pig

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'