Placard Writers Pillows

Union of Placard Writers.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Free speech isn't cheap!

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

The Scottish Lawn

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'It's a silent protest.'

The Militant Unionist

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

Pete had found his home planet.

A silenced protester

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

'We have reason to believe Bingleman is an irrational number himself.'

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

Acceptance, revolution, indecision

'From us to you...'

To Card Or Not To Card

'Do you have one that says 'Sorry I missed our wedding'?'

"Fancy taking your mind off politics?"

"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

'I hate writing Christmas cards. . . It's all 'Dear so and so. . . Happy Christmas. . . blah, blah, blah. . . maybe I should write people's names in the card to give it more a 'personal touch?''

N.Y Landmark.

"I'm protesting to protect protesting jobs."

"Once she went off to college, we turned her room into storage space for all our protest signs."

"For an extra fee, I can ghostwrite your message."