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Union of Placard Writers.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Free speech isn't cheap!

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The Scottish Lawn

'It's a silent protest.'

The Militant Unionist

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'I've been carrying these placards around for over twenty years! It's about time!'

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

A silenced protester

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Pete had found his home planet.

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

'I bought the plaque before leaving on my hunting trip... Needless to say, I was hoping for a better outcome.'

'We have reason to believe Bingleman is an irrational number himself.'

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

Why 25% of greeting card writers don't make the grade...

'From us to you...'

To Card Or Not To Card

'Do you have one that says 'Sorry I missed our wedding'?'

Having a welcome mat and a moat sends mixed messages.

"Fancy taking your mind off politics?"

Acceptance, revolution, indecision

"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."

"Writing Christmas cards shouldn't be this complicated dear!"

'I hate writing Christmas cards. . . It's all 'Dear so and so. . . Happy Christmas. . . blah, blah, blah. . . maybe I should write people's names in the card to give it more a 'personal touch?''

"I'm protesting to protect protesting jobs."

Keep It Stupid Simple K.I.S.S.

N.Y Landmark.

"Once she went off to college, we turned her room into storage space for all our protest signs."