Pizzeria Worker Mugs

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'My hero!'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Sisyphus Pizza

Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.