Pizza Plate Aficionados Mugs

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Children playing games

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

The Velvet Mesquite

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Please don't kill me."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Pizza Tower Bridge