Pizza Delivery Mugs

Job machine - old jobs and new jobs.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

LAY ZEE FUK

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Heavy meals on wheels

The Velvet Mesquite

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Carpe pizza"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The leaning tower of Pizza.