Pizza Appreciation Pillows

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Velvet Mesquite

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Children playing games

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave

Pizza time.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"