Pixels Warrior Prints

Gamers

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

Geek fairies

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

New Year's Resolution.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'