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You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

Rage.

Moses on the web

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Pie Filling Reader

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

"Love your feng shui!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

The Speculators

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

"That's our projected sales."

End of world nigh!!!

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."