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The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

New Year's Resolution.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

Boy and PC

'Third Life'

'So!'

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."