Pitmaster Mugs

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

"I need to tinkle."

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Man fishing with large bait

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

Jokes machine.

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Bat out of Hell

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Women

Road work next 15 years.

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

Backdoor

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

Propane Supply