Pistonhead Mugs

Car Show - No parking.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Motor Tourism

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Vincent Van Og.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Cheesie Rider

I love my motor.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Oil shock.

Jeremy Clarkson.

Poinsettia

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

James May

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Bump in the road.

Cow outboard engine

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Fuels paradise.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'Are we broke yet?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'