'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'
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They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
Difference of Opinion
'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
The Jose Padilla Experience
Torturing the English Language
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
Honest Boris
Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing
'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."
Fifty shades of Leveson.
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