Pistol Passion Gifts

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime

Purple dress

Burning love

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

'California: Here I come!'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Pistols at dawn.

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

Singer and Pianist.

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

A couple look at a graph on their bed

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

Vincent Discovers Impasto

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

Chutney

The Surgeon General's Army

"I fear our good sheriff may be a little too fond of showing off his marshall arts."

Impassioned by art.

'How long did it take you to learn that, mister?'

'The fish are so eager here, they cut the hole in the ice!'

Rugby

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."

The Assassination of General Nelson by Jefferson C Davis

"I had to get out of bed to go to sleep!"

"Sex, sex, sex, that's all you think about...thank God!"