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'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

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Luggage Mom

Up your end.

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Nest building

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

"Heavens, Henry, we're only going away for two days."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"It's the same every holidays, we load up everything but the kitchen sink."

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Pistols at dawn.

"I'm not leaving you – I'm spending the day at the beach."

Fishing

'First jump? I'm nervous, too. This is the first time I've packed a parachute.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

"I hate packing for trips."

Holidays

A barrel breaks in a man's luggage and he gets oysters over his clean clothes

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

Traveling Lite...Flights.