Pirate Legend Buff Prints

Edward Teach

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Snowyphus

Get on with it!

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Ghostship

The Final Selfie

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'We should talk more.'

Pirate King

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Sisyphus

Pirates on holiday.

Daily Grind...'I'm getting too old for this!'

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

No Shoes, No Service.

"I was in a different place then."

'Don't worry, I'll keep my eye on the place.'

Orpheus and his violin

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

"I made him do the plank."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"Cap'n crunches"

Weigh station

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"