Pirate Fanatics Prints

'The hook was too dangerous.'

Yep, that was one serious paper cut

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and....'

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Are we there yet?'

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Treasure Island Book.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

tRUMp, Pirate President

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.