Pipe-weed Aficionado Mugs

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Lazy plumber.

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

'The highest court in the land.'

Making it look easy.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Organ Player

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

The two friends

"I say!"

Pipe Down

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Lighting a Pipe

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

Sherlock Holmes.

The Source of the Thames...

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

'It's Clegged up, Mrs - I'm afraid it means another U-turn!'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Compton MacKenzie.

Arthur Conan Doyle