Ping Pong Protector Mugs

'I'm always happy to be taking incoming fire with no available support. . . as long as I know the table tennis tournament will be well protected.'

Camping-Pong

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Table tennis.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Save me versus Feed me.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Safety meeting.

Climate change hits Antarctica

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Stupid bullies. I would try to defend myself – but what if I lose? Who would cover my legal expenses?"

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'Is there anything more infectious than the laughter of children?... Besides us, I mean.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

School crossing

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself