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You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bryan Ferry

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Running Latte

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A Transformer for grownups

A very fine vintage

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Liquidity Lunch

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Sipsies?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Can I get you another coffee?

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'Boozer's Week.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

Scariest Tactics

Men's Parallel Bars