Pillow Orchestrator T-Shirts

A man adjusts his pillow so the stripes match his bedspread.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Pillows in love.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

Ok, ok, last page.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

"Where do you to go?"

You are the 1 I settled 3

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"You know your dog better than I do."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

How Sheep Sleep