Pill Producer Mugs

Medicinal plants

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Canadian film production

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Tim Burton

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'Time for your pills.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

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'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'