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'Jerry, the Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Medication for the elderly

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

True Story Movie

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"These are for your heart and kidneys – the others are for the rest of your organs so they don't feel left out."

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Reality TV

'It means, like, stop filming...'