Pill Breaker Prints

"We're out of the 500 mg size."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Medical Supplies

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

Wrong pills

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'