Piercing T-Shirts

'Let me get this straight. You actually paid to have it done?'

"Really, you're afraid of needles?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

'Body art shop - nose studs, genital rings, kneecaps drilled'

'Don't worry, mom. The nose ring will be less noticeable once I shave my head.'

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

Special offer! Get two ears pierced, get a third pierced free!

Just when you think you know someone, you find they've got a clip on nose ring and a washable tattoo!

Maud got a belly button stud.

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Nipples Pierced Cheap!

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'

Pinocchio gets a piercing.

Punk Reindeer

Body modifications

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

'I told you not to buy those cheap tattoo kits.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"They only sold the studs in boxes of.."

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

Ears pierced

"I'm thinking of getting my Nipple done next"

www.bigfishhooks.com

None of the piercings hurt except the forehead bolts - I got those by accident at my construction job. Detroit Pencil Company.

I can't believe you got one of those ear gouges. "Gauges." They're all the rage. I'm keeping it. Don't judge me just because you're behind the times. People have been doing it all over the world for thousands of years. It's nothing new. It's not? Ogawd! What have I done?!

'Teenagers!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'