Piercing Appreciator Mugs

What the Doctor Ordered

Our visit to the flan factory.

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Pirate eye test

Brickie's Mate

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'What's that funny smell?'

Tortured Plank

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

My horse for a kingdom.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Beer

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Christmas Pudding

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Orange navel has ring

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'