Piece Maker Pillows

'You complete me.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Rocking horse

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

New music conference

Raphael

A crab with a utility knife claw

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Music producers.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

George Martin

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

M16 Code-breakers office

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Nick Offerman

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Introverted Chair

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Too Many Genocides