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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Husband bakes a pie

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

"Pie chart"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Love your feng shui!"

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"That's our projected sales."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Secret Family Recipes

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"