Pie Juggler Prints

'I quit!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Husband bakes a pie

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Balanced Diet"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Secret Family Recipes

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Lemming meringue pie.

Pie

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'What happened to you?'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'