Pie Baking Aficionado Mugs

"It's an apple pie, try it..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Why Cows Leave Home

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"I might just get a pie."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Husband bakes a pie

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

The finer points of marriage.

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie