Piddle Clock Enthusiast Mugs

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Bitchbark Canoe

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

World Hunger Conference.

God passing the time.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

No Binge Watching

Where have you been for the last hour!

Freedom!

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

Hold The Pickles

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Clockwork Doll