Picnicking Pillows

"I love our lunches out there, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched."

"This is nice. But wouldn't you feel safer under video surveillance?"

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'Please tell me you made reservations.'

"The potato salad maintains its Aa rating this year, but I'm afraid the deviled eggs are downgraded to C."

"I hate crowded parks!"

"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

Fishing for complements

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Well, at least you remembered the bottle opener this time!"

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

They were never seen again.

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"We tread a very fine line: Yes, we want to join in on their picnics, but we don't want to put them off having picnics..."

'Remember, I'm allergic to peanut butter...'

'Stale or not, French bread is still my favourite...'

Wacky Weather.

evens aliens from out of space get hungry ever now and then

Awful appearance of a 'wopps' at a picnic.

Things one would rather have left unsaid.

'This looks like a good spot.'

'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'

I told you not to swim out to far

"Uh oh, we've landed near a nest ... Hand me the bug spray."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Hank, I don't think this a good time to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.'

"Don't let them spoil the day!"

Beach Scene

'Careful, Martha ... Those might not be flies. They could be drones.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'The Fourth of July would be a lot more fun if school weren't out anyway.'

'Somewhere, there are some hungry picnickers.'