Picky Eater Sympathizer Pillows

Mother bird feeding worm to four chicks in nest who are all yelling for pizza.

"Smoothies again?"

"The ahi. Not the canned."

"I'm strictly a squid and seaweed eater. Whenever I have plankton, I'm hungry an hour later."

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

Not regurgitated grasshopper for dinner again.

'How do you know you won't like brontosaurus if you don't try it?'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Please don't kill me."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."