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"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The Hobby Store

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"River well stocked this year."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'First of all, relax.'

'My first camera'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Model Building

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

I bake my own bread.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

I love Harmonica

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

She found baking helped enormously.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'Actually I have just one bee at the moment...'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

"O.K., go long, and then go about a hundred feet to your left or your right - who knows?"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

"My husband makes this wine."