Picasso Aficionado Mugs

'I don't think firms need to worry about borrowing money as long as the money is invested wisely.'

Francoise Gilot

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Paul Klee

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Cariactures

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

(Camel paintings)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Vlad the Impala

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

German Expressionist Breakfast