Piano Pusher Mugs

Moving a piano.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Storm in the out tray

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Bureau of the Damned

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Work avalanche