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Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Shaken not stirred

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Reaper's Arms

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Infinity Tavern

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Guitar pickin'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"It's from the local micro brewery..."