Physical Education Enthusiast Mugs

Gymnastics.

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

U of Debt

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'