Physical Comedy Lover Prints

Weapons of mass destruction.

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

One helluva tackle.

Man on stilts gets a black eye.

How a Service Lift Works.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Extreme miming"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'He's maturing early.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Gross."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Previously on..."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

John Cleese

Therapist Starting Gun