Photoshopping T-Shirts

I wonder if I can fix this in Photoshop.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

My First Camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Vlad the Impala

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Now that's an afro!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Superheroes take a selfie

Happy Easter

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Early photobombing

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Elfie Stick

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Giraffe Selfie

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Selfie Stick

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

Office pics on dinner table.