Photocopier Technician Mugs

'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'

'Mrs Shirley, I need 15.000 photocopies, please. Thanks!'

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

'Since Ed's creativity is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, we request that he submit only photocopies.'

Copycats

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tossing computer into canyon.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Where was I?

Congratulations on your retirement!

If Disney was a software company

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."