Photo Buff Prints

When vegans pose for photos.

"Let's take a selfie."

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Photographer climbing inside the camera.

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'

Man paying for face-in-a-hole photo of 'Man of the Match'.

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Poser

"Hurry-up, make it snappy!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Herman Mankiewicz

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

If nobody had invented graphics