Photo Bomb Aficionado Pillows

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Early photobombing

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Shellfie

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Apple harvest."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

"Great photo."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Family Portrait Abuse.

Say cheese!

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Press

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."