Phone Savvy T-Shirts

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Thermidor Dali

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Children and technolohgy

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Heel.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Man-mobile

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."